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-Adorably cute. Some may say "hot. " All depends on your taste, I assume.
-Plus-sized (or FAT, in the event you wanna be a dick about it)
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-I have blue loving.
-I like sports.
-I really like music, but will only search for a concert if I Like the artist and when the venue doesn't suck (or in the event that someone gives me free tickets and I have nothing better to do).
-I just like movies, but don't go to watch them near regardly as I'd like.
-I actually hate the definition of "NashVegas, " but I threw it in mere to see how lots of people would click on my ad because they saw the word "Vegas. "
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-I believe in Jesus (but many of His followers are nutty! ).
-I use the "F" word often (And I don't imply Frankenfurter! Bonus points in the event you get that reference, btw).
-I just like the outdoors, but the outdoors abhor me.
-I'm not towards "flings. "
-I love animals (Not because creepy Southern way, in the event you get my drift. ).
-I'm not posting this ad hoping of marriage (just therefore we're clear, creepy fellas! ).
-Looking regarding friends first, and if things naturally progress - at!
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-I have no small children. Don't dislike them, just don't anticipate having any until true is right.
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-x to be able to early x's, but still youthful both in look and spirit.
-Attractive, sweet, handsome, etc.
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-Funny (Sense regarding humor is non-negotiable. )
-Capable of holding a smart conversation.
-Not a Republican. (non-negotiable! )
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-You like to journey.
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-You have basiy no STDs (again, non-negotiable).
-You avoid using drugs (pills, pot, cola, snort - nada)... furthermore non-negotiable.
-You've never hit a lady.
-You don't play your thoughts games.
-You're looking in a friend first, but....
-You actually want to work towards a relationship once you meet someone you success it off with (This goes hand-in-hand along with the mind games thing).
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